5 Things To Do When You’re In Insolation

Posted on April 15 2020

5 Things To Do When You’re In Insolation


Being in isolation, and keeping safe, can create a lot of different emotions. There's lots of online cookery and self-learning videos to watch, but sometimes you just want to do something a bit superficial and fun to keep you sane.

We've come up with 5 super fun things to do.

1. Check your phone number contacts for past hookups 💦

Have you tried typing in 'Grindr' or 'hot guy' into your phone contacts? Who are these people?! Now's the time to sort through your contacts and maybe even message a few of them again 😏

2. Learn song lyrics.. for when the bars and clubs reopen 🎧

Misheard lyrics...

Taylor Swift, Shake it off

"The bakers gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake" is in fact "The haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate"

Kylie Minogue, Better the devil you know

"Better then Dannii Minogue" is in fact "Better the devil you know" 

Madonna, American pie

"I was a lonely teenage drunken slut" is in fact "I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck"

Rihanna, We found love

"We fell in love with a horse's face" is in fact "We found love in a hopeless place"

Whitney, I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)

"I wanna be in a heap with somebody" is in fact " I wanna feel the heat with somebody"

3. Let your skin repair - no effort required 💅

This one doesn't even require any effort. By keeping safe and spending less time in the sun, you're also letting your skin repair and protect itself against UV damage. Tighter, firmer cheeks anyone?

 4. Experiment with your hair ✂️

If you’ve been thinking about shaving your head but you’ve been too scared to do it, now is absolutely the time to shave your head! Or even time to go blond?

5. Sexercise 🍑

Even if you just work on one thing (butt?) think what a change you can make. Need some inspiration? Try Jumping or one of James's online workouts

Whatever you do, keep safe! 💙


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